Today, my in-laws decided they were going to stay an extra week during our vacation to Dominican Republic next year. This would be fine, if we weren't travelling for our destination wedding, and the extra week wasn't our honeymoon. They are literally joining us on our honeymoon. FML
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Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, my in-laws invited themselves to stay at my house for a few days. They live out of state and have been self-quarantining for months. The reason for visiting? So they can throw a party for extended family at our house. Guess who'll end up doing all the work and clean up? FML
Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon, because they "didn't have one, so neither will we", meaning they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my husband and I are here on holiday in Rome, Italy. We both made chit-chat to an older couple who are staying at the same hotel as us. They've tried to spend everyday with us, even going to the same cafes and museums, where we are. We now try and avoid them; we end up hiding. We're here for another week. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
Today, two days into our honeymoon, my mother-in-law turned up at our Spa hotel and pretended it was a huge coincidence. We are an 8-hour flight away, yet she tried to claim she had a Spa coupon about to expire, from another country. Nice try Linda you nosy, interfering bitch. FML
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Top comments
Danishduckling 20
How about just telling them no? you gotta set the boundaries early on, or they'll just do as they please and never respect you.
iAlissa 34
Just copulate aggressively and loudly the first night and see if they still want to join you for the next six days.
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Comments (107)
sammiixoxo 12
Learn to say no OP, for your own good :)
Eliiara 11
Tell them no... Or hopefully they completely leave you two alone during that extra week. Like they can have their own damn separate vacay. Sorry OP, I would definitely be pissed if my in-laws or parents decided to tag along on my honeymoon.
Thundaar25 11
Oh Hell No!!!!
homtravel 10
Welcome to the family!
aelitalyoko 14
you could always just say no...
crackpotL 33
The Dominican is a big island. I'm sure you can go somewhere to be by yourselves.
LadyTyger51ne 8
Yeah, you gotta nip that in the bud. They shouldn't be on your honeymoon, cuz then you won't have any time with your spouse
fotomiep 7
I guess it's about time for 'the talk'. The one conversation anyone should have with parents and in-laws,that all important one about boundaries.
ericp96 10
How does your wife feel about that Im pretty sure she would be unhappy about that too
ADBurns 22
Book a different hotel and don't tell them which one. When they are remind them its your honeymoon. Also have a chat to the dad. Play the parent game..