Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
pkz
France
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
vanillapudding6
Toronto, Canada
Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML
me
United States
Kinda ****** up
Today, after presenting my husband with a more than fair request to pay me an hourly wage for being a stay-at-home mom, he laughed his ass off and told me if I want money so badly, I could get a job. He'd rather strangers in daycare raise our babies than pay me what I'm worth. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Anonymous
Worth it
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Anonymous
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
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goosiesmom123 0
Why not leave him and get child support anyway
Fuckme19 0
aweeee I'm sorry OP FYL):
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Comments (162)
1peculiarchik 3
Wow..if he meant it..then you need to get outta that relationship ASAP..not good for you..OR the kids..what an asshole. If he was kidding..then you need to learn to take a joke.
Lisa89 3
This.. yeh... best to get out!
BakNBitz 0
13s pic gave me a boner
1peculiarchik 3
BAhahaha..wanna 'pork' it??
sheribb 5
Omg ur picture is SO cuteeeeee!!! xxxxxx
kristir9426 0
that is absolutely awful... you will find someone that treats you better!
imright24 0
If you're like any of the "alimony", "kids aren't yours", "my house my car" people here, YDI.
starile 20
Hey, she's gotta look out for herself. Being with that bastard is probably not the best thing for her. Might as well get the appropriate money for it.
punjabi44 0
ohhhh shiiiittt
PincheEdgarr 0
haha!!:O ydi for haveing a bad husband..and didn't see it
krasian 0
D-I-V-O-R-C-E!
1peculiarchik 3
True..but very sad. I would be devestated if I thought my husband was only with me because it was cheaper then leaving. I would rather be on my own and broke, then unhappy, bitter and an asshole just to save a few bucks
ilovefacebookk 0
ouchh…
krasian 0
Then just be separated and have him pay child support. I'm not entirely sure how it works though. If you have to be divorced or just not living together?
krasian 0
But they marry so they don't have to pay child support, then go and **** 23 other women. You know what the cheapest way is though? Condoms. Too black people don't get this concept....
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Racist Freudian slip?
krasian 0
slip?
FoxOnTheStreet 9
Nice stereotype, 32. That was sarcasm, just in case you didn't get it.
starile 20
I'm pretty sure 32 meant "Too bad people don't get this concept", and his phone's autocorrect messed it up.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
THat's what I thought at first; that's why I said "racist Freudian slip?" however, in his later posts, he made it very clear that he meant it exactly how he said it.