Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, I found out that someone left an open sharpie pen in the dryer. It left pen marks on everything inside of the dryer. Not just one or two pen marks, but nearly 1,000 on each article of clothing. FML
Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, someone left a lipstick in a public laundry machine of our student dormitory. Then, an hour ago, when I put my laundry in it (including my underwear), I didn't notice. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into the sink grossed her out. Yesterday, I removed several panty-liners from her soiled underwear before doing the laundry. FML
Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
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Top comments
NotGabe 28
Why carry just one strawberry in the pocket of your pants?
AviKerensky 17
Men's pockets are kinda like women's purses: Black holes. We often have no idea what the **** is in there.
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Comments (119)
trey600rr 22
he is doing it on purpose so you with tell him not to do laundry anymore. it's how some men choose to get out of house chores.
ambidextrousfool 7
Uhh, strawberry scented laundry, anyone?
XxElementzxX 12
the real question is, why would someone have a strawberry in his pocket?
RealSuperSand 21
This is why you should always check pockets before doing the laundry. YDI.
leogachi 15
She deserves for her husband to ruin the laundry?
iwadasn 33
Why do you assume OP is the one doing the laundry? From the way the FML is worded, it sounds like her husband is the one who did the laundry, so he should have checked the pockets. Plus, since they're his pockets, he should know what he has in them--why on earth would anyone keep a strawberry in their pocket?
Sathane 21
LOL. He puts strawberries in his pockets?
emt1463 10
and buy now you have not learned to check his pockets
PePziNL 20
"Is that a strawberry in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Wait...
droffig68 6
Unless he washed the white clothing with the colors it shouldn't be a problem
Idahome 6
seriously~who the **** carries around strawberries in their pockets???
snazzymcwho 21
I feel for you OP! My husband is the same way! Flighty and carries the most random crap around! ugh. solidarity!