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eer004 Odessa, United States

Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML

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I am really surprised this made it through. on the bright side we had been discussing getting a cat for our daughter. I just expected to let her pick it out, not to wake up to a knew kitten in my bed

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atleast that's the only pussy he asked for

He better be careful what he gets into. That kind of power could go to his head.

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This so doesn't count as permission! You absolutely have the right to be pissed off, I would be.

martin8337 36

Me thinks he asked for the wrong pussy.

FrancescoC 4

How is it possible that he hasn't asked for anal yet?!?!?

Why do you assume he'd need to ask her while sleeping? Maybe she enjoys it.

Or maybe not everyone's into that

Congratulations! Cats are wonderful!~

Haha, well who doesn't like cats :3 be carefull though hope your wife understands that she can't use that answer though. Otherwise she asks 'can I shop with your creditcard' or something. But don't think someone would do that.

Well hope he doesn't abuse that...I am not sure if there is way to change your answers....hope all goes well...

you can always make room for a cat!

I see no problem with this

My family does this to me too! I don't remember anything!