Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML
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eer004 8
I am really surprised this made it through. on the bright side we had been discussing getting a cat for our daughter. I just expected to let her pick it out, not to wake up to a knew kitten in my bed
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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TyT63 12
atleast that's the only pussy he asked for
EverestMelting 23
He better be careful what he gets into. That kind of power could go to his head.
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Comments (113)
Nilorak 24
Well isn't that a catastrophe! ;)
BubbleGrunge 18
Awww I don't know why, but if he could have asked for anything and he asked for a cat that seems kinda sweet. Maybe you should start encouraging him to ask you things like "honey can we take a trip to Hawaii." Or "Honey you need a new car, right?"
BlueFlatts 20
A pussy can be very encouraging. If only in a different context.
Xotoolyxo 16
At least you only say yes in your sleep, you could be giving away secrets instead
Axipiter 24
She's a spy!
psycheiris13 20
Or maybe she does both. Hopefully not though.
angelitared 27
Your husband should know better!
vewwe 20
Are you sure he didn't know it already before? You were awake when he proposed?
perdix 31
Pretty soon you're going to wake up in a threesome. ;)
metalcrazed 21
Yay,kitty!
peachybee 9
Funny haha
karlcolt45 19
“hey me and your sister are getting along great, what do you about us going old school Utah up in here?"
zandalee 20
What the ****?
awkwardloveannie 28
at least he asked first and hopefully you aren't allergic to cats