Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML
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eer004 8
I am really surprised this made it through. on the bright side we had been discussing getting a cat for our daughter. I just expected to let her pick it out, not to wake up to a knew kitten in my bed
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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TyT63 12
atleast that's the only pussy he asked for
EverestMelting 23
He better be careful what he gets into. That kind of power could go to his head.
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Comments (113)
sabriyyahwitter 6
Let's hope he doesn't get any more pussy
sig4life 18
At least it was a cat you woke up with instead of an extra person in bed.
awilliams44 9
My cat weighs 18 pounds
gracehi 33
That's very nice. Now back under the staircase with you.
Golden_Rydes 3
My cat's breath smells like cat food. -RW
yourmurderscenex 13
My cat only has one eye.
AyeJay101 25
On the bright side, he doesn't mind a fluffy pussy - so throw away those razor blades.
timss4 19
Such power put to waste... I'd have a new gun to add to my collection every 3 months lol
keakatchu 2
DUDE I have the same exact thing! my sister asks me all sorts of obnoxious questions and I'll finally wake up and my closets empty! she takes off with all my clothes and tells me I gave her permission?!
moewmoew 2
I wouldn't even be mad :D
avalenche 2
isn't that a positive thing?
nitrog100 21
He could have asked for so many worse things.
inumiko 12
I hope he never asks you if you have cheated on him