Anonymous
Surrey, Canada
Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hungry hungry harvey
United States
Today, my wife is so determined to keep me on my diet that, as I'm off work for the next week, she has gotten rid of all the food in the house. She has also taken the phones and iPads so I can't order a takeaway, and taken all my trousers so I can't walk to the shops. FML
ManChildBF
Loveland, United States
Sounds like a keeper
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
horribleday
Ozark, United States
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Ungrateful
United States
Go long
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Chez
Picky eater
Today, my wife doesn't like to cook. She doesn't like when I cook, because I enjoy cooking and she says I'm "making her feel guilty." She also doesn't want to order take out, as it's "a foolish waste of money." The fuck are we supposed to eat? FML
hss
United States
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Zia
Cold dish for dinner
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
lildale92
Today, I asked my husband to watch our kids while I cooked food for him. Apparently I asked in the wrong tone, because now he's pouting and won't eat. FML
Anonymous
West Hartford, United States
I wanna be oppressed so bad
Today, my stepfather decided he was no longer part of our family, and refused to come to family dinner, all because we're all women, and he isn't. FML
Anonymous
That joke isn't funny anymore
Today, I told my husband that as I wasn't hungry, he had to cook for himself. He rang my Spanish stepmother as a joke to complain that I’m not wifey material. She showed up, whacked me with her Chancla, and browbeat me into cooking. He feels hella guilty, but he’s still a dead man once she leaves. FML
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A07 48
Tell him that the next time you're not horny, he's not even allowed to help himself. Might give him better prespective.
shhhaaarrron 12
Don't make him food when he's actually hungry. Problem solved.
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Comments (148)
lmfaofmllmafo 9
time for a divorce
Binda33 4
Divorce is always an option for after you've told him to back off and see if he can mend his ways. Some men can be retrained. ;)
sugarcrisp 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
My boyfriend does this too. He can be a bit of a dick. If I'm hungry enough I make food anyways and tell him to suck it
Lil_Red777 21
Why be with someone that's a dick???
ArgentumAurum 24
To keep them in czech
Ashdapple 20
I agree with the other commentors. If he is not letting you eat just because he's not hungry, grab some lunch and eat it in front of him. If he complains, slowly hold up the middle finger and continue eating.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Lol..somehow I have the opposite problem. Mine complains that I don't eat often enough. But seriously..after sticking that finger up, proceed to cruelly dip a few fingers into the food while slowly savoring it..or let him see the food you enjoy, keep that mouth open!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's a sign of a narcissistic control freak. Watch yourself.
PurelyCanadian 18
YOU can do whatever you want. That's not up to him.
RedPillSucks 33
Why are you on FML bitching about this instead of being in the kitchen making yourself a sammich?
honeymoonroyale 20
What kind of logic is that?! **** that, make something to eat and eat it in his face, sweetie.
Spiral_Thoughts 19
I moderated this, and seem to recall there being another sentence. I think the FML originally ended with, "I'm pregnant".
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
shhhh! it would be wise to not piss off the mods
sopy1875 12
somebody's got some serious control issues.
Sankethkeith 2
leave him