Anonymous
Surrey, Canada
Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hungry hungry harvey
United States
Today, my wife is so determined to keep me on my diet that, as I'm off work for the next week, she has gotten rid of all the food in the house. She has also taken the phones and iPads so I can't order a takeaway, and taken all my trousers so I can't walk to the shops. FML
ManChildBF
Loveland, United States
Sounds like a keeper
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
horribleday
Ozark, United States
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Ungrateful
United States
Go long
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Chez
Picky eater
Today, my wife doesn't like to cook. She doesn't like when I cook, because I enjoy cooking and she says I'm "making her feel guilty." She also doesn't want to order take out, as it's "a foolish waste of money." The fuck are we supposed to eat? FML
hss
United States
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Zia
Cold dish for dinner
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
lildale92
Today, I asked my husband to watch our kids while I cooked food for him. Apparently I asked in the wrong tone, because now he's pouting and won't eat. FML
Anonymous
West Hartford, United States
I wanna be oppressed so bad
Today, my stepfather decided he was no longer part of our family, and refused to come to family dinner, all because we're all women, and he isn't. FML
Anonymous
That joke isn't funny anymore
Today, I told my husband that as I wasn't hungry, he had to cook for himself. He rang my Spanish stepmother as a joke to complain that I’m not wifey material. She showed up, whacked me with her Chancla, and browbeat me into cooking. He feels hella guilty, but he’s still a dead man once she leaves. FML
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A07 48
Tell him that the next time you're not horny, he's not even allowed to help himself. Might give him better prespective.
shhhaaarrron 12
Don't make him food when he's actually hungry. Problem solved.
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Comments (148)
kiki9_fml 10
Um, since when does your husband dictate what you're allowed and not allowed to do? It's 2014, right?
91hayek 31
When you have to go to their house you have to set your watch back several hundred years.
flamingluck 2
He sounds like an asshole
snowbunnie408 11
same here. If he isn't hungry we don't have dinner so if there's no food at home im sol
fantasyworld 39
You need to leave him. He doesn't decide when you eat.
neppy 6
Yeah, it's divorce time.
snazzymcwho 21
Creepy and abusive behavior. Dump the controlling bastard.
blairvic 23
Oh no... My Canadian sister, it's time that you either stand your ground or get a divorce and subsequent restraining order. Eat right in front of him when you're "not allowed to" or just get a divorce, because the way he's acting is creepy and controlling, and could spiral into more serious abuse.
siggy_mcsigx 22
If anything, you should be the one who decides when he eats, if he is the type of loser man who relies on you for all of his cooked meals. (Not saying you should stoop to his level. Anyway, eat! And be careful of that controlling behavior)
Lsidak715 8
Divorce
Lsidak715 8
Do the same to him. Then you could starve him and make him know how it feels
shessovain 7
What a ******* psycho.