Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
Are you my new mommy?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
So brave
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my father-in-law is still introducing me to family friends as his son's girlfriend. I have been married to his son for 5 years, we have a child together and another on the way. FML
All over the place
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Top comments
HarlequinHatter 0
Jon and Nancy sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes someone else's baby in the carriage! Nancy leaves Jon and takes the tree D-I-V-O-R-C-E
KillU2009 0
time for someone to die.
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Comments (131)
aoreo 0
#126 I totally agree with you!
lillibeth 0
#100 Are you retarded? That sucks OP, dear. I'm sorry ):
Faz7875 2
Sounds like time for divorce!
Notimetobleed 14
FML is not Facebook. Go talk somewhere else.
prettywoman2012 0
Hope u divorced his stank ass!
JegaBoomBoom 1
dude...
AmusedButton 7
Tonight on an all new ep of Catfished...
fantasyworld 39
Sorry op.
mthurston 14
Hopefully he's ur ex husband now
carl_carl_ 28
That's awkward! I'm so sorry..