Anonymous
Australia
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MIA
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Are you my new mommy?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Erbtosis
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
So brave
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Today, my father-in-law is still introducing me to family friends as his son's girlfriend. I have been married to his son for 5 years, we have a child together and another on the way. FML
unluckyinlove
Ridgehaven, Australia
All over the place
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
rissa5214
Stoughton, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Anonymous
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
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HarlequinHatter 0
Jon and Nancy sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes someone else's baby in the carriage! Nancy leaves Jon and takes the tree D-I-V-O-R-C-E
KillU2009 0
time for someone to die.
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Comments (131)
good_life35 0
what's with all the comment wars? whether its the OP's or not; shut the hell up everybody.
redbluegreen 41
Comment wars are sadly fun. For me anyway.
steph8608 0
time to lose his sorry ass
bananapajama 0
I think that what *really* makes this an FML is the fact that her husband kept this a secret for so long. whether or not someone is "scum" for cheating on their significant other, I think it's pretty safe to say this guy is "scum" for lying about something so legally and financially significant to your spouse, who could pay some serious consequences (such as the burden of child support) for something she had no awareness of. I am, by the way, rejecting all possibilities of alien abductions or sperm donations, since I feel if these occurrence were the case (ignoring the fact that sperm donations ARE anonymous), the poster would not have bothered to post. imagine the following: hubby: I donated some sperm a few years back for some extra cash. I have a son who has no connection with me other than his genetic make-up. wife: that's interesting darling. while this is an odd concept, my life is not ******.
Intoxicunt 6
Agreed times a thousand. I don't think we're making any huge assumptions to say he's scum. He cheated, he had a kid, he didn't tell his wife. Regardless of what kind of abusive situation, sperm donations, etc. were in play, that's not cool. Huge secrets in marriage + cheating = scum.
Jincos 0
How about throw his child off a balcony. Grab his dick and put a vacuum around it, suck out all his semen. Plans are wonderful!
shellybean87 0
is it your son?
tzemmy 25
i wonder.
jonny2x4 0
I guess it just slipped his mind. What with work, mortgage payments, and taking out the trash, one's bound to forget that they fathered a child in a previous relationship. It happens. You women don't understand. What you consider one of the most important events of your life, to him was only Tuesday.
mo_the_owl 0
Haha Yes, but it was a not-so-previous relationship. Unless he ****** an elephant it had to have been after they were married.
snowwhite92 5
Hahahaha comment made my day!!
ForeverJasmine 26
She was married to him when he ******* another woman. You're an idiot.
unwelcomedjerk 0
An FML was posted last week with a similar situation. This is either fake or too many horny men out there.
zack767 0
shh u were in a coma for those nine months
DomyDamsy 0
maybe it was just a really really late birth
Intoxicunt 6
My fellow Americans, I regret to inform you that I did, indeed, have sexual relations with that woman. I resign from my position, leaving plexico as the winner. Have fun!