noname
France
Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jenabp
United States
Kids these days…
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Anonymous
Genetics
Today, my twin sister gave birth and somehow now weighs less than before she was pregnant. She also has huge boobs now and not a stretch mark in sight. Meanwhile, I’m still carrying an extra 15 pounds, even though I gave birth 5 years ago, and so many stretch marks I look like a fat zebra. FML
marquez_jasmine
Kingston, Canada
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
Anonymous
Streaky
Today, my 3 year-old saw the stretch marks on my stomach and proudly exclaimed, "Bacon!" After talking with my husband, he admitted that he agreed with our son's evaluation. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Oh my damn
Today, my husband saw my vagina for the first time since I gave birth. I know it’s changed down there, and I may not have shaved, but I wasn’t expecting, “Oh my damn, that’s way different.” He wasn’t being mean, he’s too nice to be mean, but “Oh my damn” felt unnecessary. FML
fat
United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
sama
San Jose, United States
Assumptions
Today, I was asked why I have stretch marks when I’m skinny. The stretch marks are from when I was recovering anorexic. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML
preggers
Canada
Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
Top comments
Tyler_Durden_fml 0
aw, come on, he's just trying to say that he doesn't care if you have strechmarks or not. you should be lucky with a guy like that.
Kathrina_fml 0
I understand about the stretch marks making you feel self conscious. But... 'my little zebra' is really cute. Maybe the tone he said it in wasn't? I'd rather a guy accept all my flaws and make light of them to show me he doesn't care about them than secretly contemplate them. He sounds like he loves you.
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Comments (56)
XBCX96 4
thats pretty funny, but it could be worse. you could be his "fat little bitch." that makes zebra sound really good doesnt it lol
01daksport 0
Either you were big and got small, or you were small and got big!! Either hhway, we fu__in!! Look stretch marks aint shit don't worry about it
afallingstar 22
those are marks of being a mom...don't be ashamed be a proud sexy mama
lawlita 0
Well obviously youre not a "little" zebra then, are you! ;)
brainmelt 0
awh... i actually think that is cute.
cleveland_girl 2
I can see why you may be upset but honestly im only 13 and ive had stretch marks on my boobs since 6th grade.
mylifepwnz 0
so fricking ungrateful
Virginia6810 16
doesn't work. it can help put them off but if it's in the genes you're getting stretch marks no matter what u do.
colecolecole 0
hahahhahab
Littlebrraatt 14
FTW!!!