Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked my dad why he gave me the nickname "Bear," which he has called me since I was very little. My dad responded, "Because she has a hairy back." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Top comments
eeejit0102 0
#5, stretchmarks don't occur just because she's "let herself go" - don't be so insensitive. girls naturally get curvier (hips, breasts) during puberty and it can take a few years after puberty is done for them to TOTALLY disappear. they don't need to be reddish - often when they're old they're skin-colored and not as easy to detect. don't be such a prick.
OhHai 0
Ouch...........
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Comments (106)
gregthestrange 3
must be true
OhHai 0
Ouch...........
rock4climber 9
at school we did this and i got compared to an oompa loompa
karilynn 0
Time to get rid of that guy...
kdp06c 0
what a jerk.
Bubs_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm having a hard time deciding if he's an asshole for pointing that out, if it's your fault for letting yourself go, or both at the same time. Eh, probably both.
Dewaune 0
lol
sweetheartslim 0
**** you, I didn't let myself go, but for you information,over the course of 3 months I grew 3inches, a 1-7 in pants,and a 34A to a 38D.it doesn't mean that anyone let themselves go,it just means they grew too fast,so suck it, fuckface, next time try not to judge things you so obviously don't know shit about.
EllieB123 5
92-yeah that could be what happened. or you just let yourself go and don't want to admit it(:
sweetheartslim 0
**** you too that was during a major growth spurt in puberty, you bitch ass *****!
aydriii 0
Dumb bitch has to bring others down to make herself feel better , you didn't let yourself go , your gaining curves, (:
fth_morgan 3
Haha yeah cause your one to judge bro!!!
fth_morgan 3
You are soooo beautiful!(:
Nederlander95 14
You need to chill the **** out
fcuk_mylife 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is one of the few FMLs that actually made me laugh out loud. on a more serious note though, he sounds like a dick. just saying
Kassad_fml 0
hahaha, this was just amazing fml.. .haha keep him :p
RHK_fml 0
i lol'd. go boyfriend. i doubt he's saying that just. must be true.
BeautyAndBrains 0
Jackass. Dump him, you don't need that.
pinkfrenchrose 5
>_< I'd kick him where the sun don't shine.