Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML
MarissaKayleen
Saskatoon, Canada
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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randm_dude 9
He is out to embarass you, quite elementary Watson.
jessicaf10 7
Will smith But OP has really cool dad as well
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perdix 31
I'd think since you're in Canada, he might have morphed into Dudley Dooright. That dude was annoying, eh? Ps: Snidely Whiplash has your shit.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
we all know Bruce Wayne is the best detective
priest_of_war 10
Either you have an awesome dad, or he's just trying to distract him self from thinking about what just happened to you OP
chocolatefrog28 29
Your dad > every other dad.
NatalieOntheTram 11
If your dad actually wanted to get the job done, he'd start acting like Monsieur C. Auguste Dupin. After all, nobody can top the original.
brians2617m 7
Personally, I'd find this funny; he seems to be trying to lighten the mood a little. Making the best of a bad situation, ya know? Wish I had a dad like that...
Morgiepoooh9822 17
That's actually really ******* amazing.
ScrewedUpMess 15
That's hilarious!! Not so much FML as MLIAwesome!! Your dad sounds really funny!! Would he be willing to adopt me? :') x
ScrewedUpMess 15
But I voted FYL cause your house got broken into, but your dad sounds amazing!!
kayleighcupcake 14
this is actually hilarious!