Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML
MarissaKayleen
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randm_dude 9
He is out to embarass you, quite elementary Watson.
jessicaf10 7
Will smith But OP has really cool dad as well
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finde 5
at least he doesn't act like Jaques Clusau
skyeyez9 25
When I was about 9, I saw an 80s movie with Sherlock Holmes and Watson. There was a creepy scene where these little pastries and cupcakes sprouted eyeballs, and hurled themselves at watson's mouth. That is all I recall of that movie, but it was freaky.
okibi1 20
That movie is "Young Sherlock Holmes," and is AWESOME. :D
sassy2085 16
Just give him a red herring and watch him play detective somewhere else
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
You see, but you do not observe: your dad is having some harmless fun, my dear Watson.
naiveprophet 15
What? That's hilarious!!!!
xxVampiresRulexx 14
Ha ha. Seems awesome to me.
kasmol 16
People react to stress in very different ways. Having your house broken into is a personal violation on a pretty deep level. Most likely this will pass in a day or so. If not, professional counseling might be necessary.
museerux01 10
Your dad is AWESOME
candyycurnn 10
Haha I think that is cute. Your dad sounds like fun and it could be fun and silly. It's creative :) he is determined.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol your dad sounds awesome!