Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML
MarissaKayleen
Saskatoon, Canada
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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randm_dude 9
He is out to embarass you, quite elementary Watson.
jessicaf10 7
Will smith But OP has really cool dad as well
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TogeBara 12
In a situation where most families would feel pillaged and broken due to having their personal space ravaged by some random thug, he is making light of it and letting everyone else know its ok to have fun and not worry about it. You should go along with it, it could be fun :)
droppedloser 7
I wish I could do that. I'd probably examine a shard of glass and lose a hand though...
dakotahulsey 15
You have a cool dad op.
lwonderful 11
Lol that's actually quite cute:3 you'll be fine
mherlihy0816 1
The game's afoot!
worldclassrager 41
This could be some interesting YouTube content... Hope you catch the robber soon then it will stop...
jessejamesc 8
being an adult is ducking awesome. you can do anything you want! !!
w_introuble 25
I can tell you're having problems with auto correct ;-) that 'ducking' auto correct! =)
TheShadyMilkman 15
#60 "Dangit autocorrect, I am getting tired of you shirt..."
r_bruce69 19
I hate it when American's say British accent. There are at least a hundred very different accents in britain. OP is just referring to one of the ones from London that few people actually use
AgedashiDofu 5
OP is from Canada...
Ziggy122 15
Well, don't people outside the US generalize American accents as well? There are several regional accents in America as well. It's just easier to say "British" or "American accent" than "Cockney accent" or "Minnesotan accent".
Faff 20
there are also a lot of different American accents. for a foreigner they all sound similar so why would they specify a certain region? that's no reason to get mad about
Milotiiic 9
The difference between saying a 'British accent' and 'American accent' is that the US is one country whereas Britain is three countries (England, Scotland and Wales) so it would be impossible to have an accent from those three countries all rolled into one...
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
97- you're forgetting Ireland...
Light_My_Afire 6
Mom friar, the United Kingdom, not Britain, Great Britain IS English, which as a general rule would have a British or English accent. The UK would include the above territories you listed, and yes that would no truly be possible.
Posey_fml 7
No such thing as a British accent... :/
lizzy_r_b_94 18
At least he's taking it in a good way and not getting all depressed about it op :)