MarissaKayleen
Saskatoon, Canada
Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML
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randm_dude 9
He is out to embarass you, quite elementary Watson.
jessicaf10 7
Will smith But OP has really cool dad as well
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jlaginski 10
Cooler than being Batman and Robin?
dixydarlin89 5
Never
perdix 31
Do you have to be the stuffy, old English bloke Watson, or can you be the hot Lucy Liu Watson? If it's the latter, let your dad be and enjoy the attention from the dudes with Asian chick fetishes.
ImmaBabyGoat 13
Or perhaps is he Martin Freeman and part Hobbit?
RedPillSucks 33
Ask your dad what school he just graduated from.
Mimorie17 12
Your dad seems quite fun lol. Just go along with it.
HeartOfLead 24
The trauma from the break-in caused him to develop split personalities...
SlapAndTickle 20
Or her is goofing around so his daughter doesn't get stressed out and worried about another break-in or think about the stuff that might have happened if she was home.
SlapAndTickle 20
Or he is goofing around so his daughter doesn't get stressed out and worried about another break-in or think about the stuff that might have happened if she was home.
SlapAndTickle 20
I hate my ******* phone today.
onlymytwocents 9
I'd say he's making a joke so instead of being terrified that your house was broken into. You're laughing and making fun of him online
Xotoolyxo 16
Your dad sounds awesome, maybe it's a way for him to cope with what happened.
CanyonRose 16
Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock, the stupid American Sherlock, or Benedict Cumberbatch Sherlock?
slap_u_much 6
I just asked that lol
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
At least he has a sense of humor about all of it.
sweetbliss3 37
that's awesome. your dad is hilarious