Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
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Top comments
pandalover69 26
Hamesters have been known to eat their babies, it's sad but normal.
Jacksparrow72 21
Damn, nature you SCARY.
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Comments (129)
avoiding_fog 4
Well thats nature for you
austinj776 3
casey anthony?
radfab 3
Well, that's disturbing
wrathofthefist 5
The most metal thing I have ever read! I can dig it!
Xeebar 28
Your sister isn't wrong.
worldclassrager 41
Looks like you'll only have one hamster
JHamm2121 15
The circle of life.
AmberLynn100 17
Rodents will kill and eat their babies if they feel the environment is not suitable for the babies. So if you didn't clean the cage as often or the cage is in a bad place for example.
carleyboo2018 20
I completely missed the hamster part and thought you were talking about your neighbor or something and was completely terrified