Today, my girlfriend tried to hook me up with a guy. It's the second time it happened since I met her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I met up with a couple I know, who wanted to introduce me to someone. I thought they were setting me up with her, but no. They were coming out as polyamorous, and she was their new girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26
So... is she trying to instigate a threesome? Or is she under the impression that she's just your beard and she thinks she's helping you get out of the closet? Or she thinks you are bisexual and only views your relationship as casual (not at all exclusive)? Or are you just as confused as we are?
interesting33 37
Are you sure she is your girlfriend?
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Comments (41)
GhostFox 34
For ****'s sake... For the people who are misinterpreting this post, either accidentally or maliciously: THE. GF. IS. NOT. CHEATING. ON. HIM. SHE ISN'T CHEATING ON HIM. She isn't TRYING to cheat on him. She is, for whatever reason, trying to get _OP_ to either date or have sex with the guys. Note the wording- SHE'S INTRODUCING THE GUYS TO OP TO HOOK THEM UP WITH OP. That doesn't imply that he stumbled on them hanging out in a suspicious manner. It implies she is deliberately setting it up so that OP will meet and interact with the guys- as in, what people do when they want to set friends up to date. Don't just READ. COMPREHEND. Sweet Orion. The lot of you sound like you've either got a guilty conscience or had the worst series of exes in history.
GhanArch 6
I like your post but you do realize that the people who don't even read the original post aren't going to read this either? ;)
Nirah_fml 18
I'm using the term "sweet Orion" for the rest of my life
Nirah_fml 18
I find it hilarious how many guys here find the idea that a woman liking two men going at it to be so confusing, like it's some super rare and bizarre thing, but no one blinks at the idea of lesbian ****. It's the exact same thing, guys! And it's WAY more common than you think! Now, it sounds like the OP's girlfriend might be being disrespectful because this is the second time but still...
DanielleinDC 34
Have you asked her why she's doing this? Maybe she thinks you're gay or bi, maybe she likes the idea of two men going at it, maybe she wants a MMF threesome (also a fairly common fantasy). If she does it again, point out that she keeps trying to set you up with guys, and what gives.
Pogo4lyfe 1
That's hot.
shinymaster3000 23
I'm 99% sure she wants a threesome. My ex tried that with me
BLDYRBBT 16
I'm thinking she doesn't see herself as your girlfriend. No I'm not confused or disillusioned that maybe she has a fetish for gay action. Some of you out there are comparing it to guys and lesbian action. Almost but the piece that is missing is guys usually try to convince their girlfriends first; they don't just start introducing them to lesbians hoping they'll strip and start scissoring in the middle of the bar. The "girlfriend" instead is acting like the stereotypical helpful friend by introducing her friend, be them straight or gay, to potential partners without talking to their friend first about it.
AaronP11 11
You should try it. You might like it and if you never try, you never know what you're missing.
Mountyjoy 3
Guys. Girlfriend doesn't always mean a relationship. It could mean a friend that is a girl. It might not be but it would make a lot more sense
randybryant799 21
Um are you sure she knows she's your girlfriend?