Today, my girlfriend tried to hook me up with a guy. It's the second time it happened since I met her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I met up with a couple I know, who wanted to introduce me to someone. I thought they were setting me up with her, but no. They were coming out as polyamorous, and she was their new girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26
So... is she trying to instigate a threesome? Or is she under the impression that she's just your beard and she thinks she's helping you get out of the closet? Or she thinks you are bisexual and only views your relationship as casual (not at all exclusive)? Or are you just as confused as we are?
interesting33 37
Are you sure she is your girlfriend?
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Comments (41)
rer1998 2
It was your fantasy? Do you have more?
poopehdoo 9
I do this all the time XD something about yaoi. But I only do it as a joke. It would break my heart if it actually happened.
bosniangirl27 21
Is she really your girlfriend or just friend with benefits and she wanted to include someone else?
Shannon98 16
Does she know she's your girlfriend?
omgitsmoe 26
Why did you give a chance for a second time to happen? Should've left her the first time :/
GhostFox 34
She didn't cheat. She tried to hook OP up with another guy for unknown reasons.
omgitsmoe 26
What's the difference, if he didn't catch her she would've done it. It's the same shit
GhostFox 34
Are you really that bad at reading? She's INTRODUCING OP to men, expecting OP to go on a date with said men. He's not "catching" her with them. Nothing about that says she's cheating on him. If anything, it implies the GF might have a fetish for male on male netorare/being the cuckold. As in, that she want him to cheat on her. Or that there's another kink that has her trying to get him to partake in sex with other men. What on sweet Mother Earth in the post says she's cheating on him, or that he "caught" her with a man? Or did you not actually read it, and immediately assume that because a female was POSSIBLY alone with a male who isn't her romantic partner, that she HAS to be ******* said guy behind her BF's back? If so, that's ****** up. Really. Reread the post and actually pay attention.
waleedma 18
Threesome ??
RjsBabe 17
Are you sure she's your girlfriend?
elsie23 11
Maybe she's suspected u of being gay
MulticoloredSlug 18
Ew, bye hoe
stressengr 13
Just ask her