Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Depressed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
We were on a break
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Anonymous
Clarksville, United States
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
col
We're on a break
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Christian
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
benjavel71
Prairie Grove, United States
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
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captain_hero89 22
I guess it's better than crabs...
Dave_Davington 34
Wow. I guess she must really bug you.
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cuz803 46
At least she had the decency to leave you something that was from her.
mattrd_fml 31
what kind of lice? Head lice, body lice or crabs?
lysx84 24
I don't understand why you're being downvoted, this is an important distinction! I read it as pubic lice, but all the comments seem to be about removing head lice so clearly everyone isn't in the same page.
Anubis94 24
There's no such thing as "a break"; it's over
r83839 22
If it's head lice, ignore the instructions on the lice treatment shampoo that tell you to do the treatment every 7-10 days. Generally do what the lice shampoo says, but do it every other day. You'll be afraid of damaging your hair, but the LiceFree one is fine and has tea tree oil and worked well for me. Shampoo especially by your ears and neck, and use a METAL lice comb after each shampoo. Keep all of your clothes in sealed bags for a few days so the lice can die. Wash all sheets and bedding in hot water after each lice shampoo. Stay away from other people and don't sit on cloth chairs, etc. Try not to ride in cars with cloth seats, but if you have to drive, spray your car with lice spray after each lice shampoo treatment. You'll be rid of lice in no time. After 2 months of isolation and depression and trying everything to get rid of lice, to the point where I sprayed literally every inch of carpet in my house with lice spray and almost shaved my head, I know what I'm talking about now! Hope you can learn from my experience that the frequency-of-treatment advice and the stuff they tell you about the lice egg-laying cycle is BS. You've gotta treat your head every other day.
FYlife604 18
Did anyone else's head start to itch as they read the FML?
Klaudas 8
Atliest she gave you a gift, wich is lice... :D
dansco 25
Lice to see you, to not see you anymore lice lol