Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
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Top comments
Jasper1405 16
Let me guess: your interest now say that you are gay and a belieber?
dunker_fml 4
Why does she have your password?
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Comments (130)
yzzami 17
Change your relationship status to single. When she laughs and thinks it was someone at the apple store, tell her it was you and that yes, you are serious
NodakN8V 25
People are so sensitive these days. No one has a cents of humor anymore.
harp 9
Or a sense of spelling.......
rikkidi 20
YDI for giving her your password
icepick23 12
She sounds adorable. Forgive her & treat her to a nice dinner.
squirrelicious 7
She really wanted to break up with you. Somebody probably high jack your account getting all your info. Stupid move on your girl part.
Escoces 10
That is pretty funny!
CarouselHeart 11
Ouch.
MillerBeerTime 5
Why in the world would your girlfriend know your Facebook password? She's probably the insecure type im guessing
LesaraRose 8
great prank! however I agree that you should change your password now
silvanawernli 5
HAHAHAHA SHE IS AMAZING