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larSON5 Edmonton, Canada

Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

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larSON5 1

No none. The boring fact is they're just friends, we have a coffee after work now and then, and sometimes go to the bars for a few drinks. My girlfriend usually comes along, but when she doesn't because she's busy, and I still go anyway, it's like WW2.

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Star928 7

I recommend that you sleep with mace in your hand and a bat under your bed.

SokDek 14

People still play that?

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missnuthin 10

You sure you wanna be with someone who's so needy and insecure? Did she seriously say "the Right" to have female friends? Wow, what a bitch. Don't give into her bro, she'll just push you around forever.

tinysocks 11

I hope she has some redeeming qualities because she sounds like she's kinda psychotic...

cybermolly10 7

There are two kinds of friends, one-on-one friends that you would go with to dinner or whatever and not bring anyone else, and group friends, friend that you only see as part of a group gathering. I think it's only appropriate for you to have "group" girl friends, "one on one" girl friends would be weird.

Freedom92 12

I believe that is a "warning" -_- tread Carefully or full steam ahead!

caleismyth 5

RUUUUUUUUUUN!

kitsune3 20

I agree the part about bitching over you "not having the right" to have close female friends is a good reason to be upset, but the part about her playing the word "murder" is a bit of a stretch. It's just a game, and maybe that was one of the only words she could think of with what letters she had.

Spankalicious 5

Simply_Shakidha play meeeee

dcx1xcd 2

Well, at least she cares, if she didn't, she wouldn't give a rat's ass about u having close female friends, plus, don't guys all think of their close female friends as potential girlfriends?....probably y she was mad in the first place~ good luck with ummmm, murder....

taybay23 13

Sounds like someone I know

EverdreamOfMe 24

Dump her. She can't expect you to give up people you know and love just because she is too insecure or whatever.