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larSON5 Edmonton, Canada

Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

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larSON5 1

No none. The boring fact is they're just friends, we have a coffee after work now and then, and sometimes go to the bars for a few drinks. My girlfriend usually comes along, but when she doesn't because she's busy, and I still go anyway, it's like WW2.

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Star928 7

I recommend that you sleep with mace in your hand and a bat under your bed.

SokDek 14

People still play that?

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Comments (154)

sunshine330 5

Time for a new girlfriend...

SammyS2012 21

Trust is important in relationships. Yes my boyfriend may get jealous that I have many guy friends but he knows, rightfully, that I would not betray him and he knows he does not have the right to control who I'm friends with.

manguy552 0

Dump her shees not worth it you can do better bro.

Whistlee 8

Umm...stop your game then

YoshiMike13 4

thats mad scary bro... I'd sleep with an eye open if i were you.

hurrican_fml 0

What time is it? Break up time!

yellow_jello 3

Wow. Just wow.

Miss1337 1

You deserve it - because you date crazy women with major issues. My boyfriend has female friends. I don't care. I have male friends, close ones too! He doesn't care.

khaya 9

OP is probably dead by now.