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larSON5 Edmonton, Canada

Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

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larSON5 1

No none. The boring fact is they're just friends, we have a coffee after work now and then, and sometimes go to the bars for a few drinks. My girlfriend usually comes along, but when she doesn't because she's busy, and I still go anyway, it's like WW2.

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Star928 7

I recommend that you sleep with mace in your hand and a bat under your bed.

SokDek 14

People still play that?

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Comments (154)

XanderJayNix 17

I'm surprised there's not a ton of "Murder, She Wrote" jokes. Like oh, say: Murder, she played.

Lop0 11

& now you have lost another close female friend. How ironic?

someguy314159265 15

As many people are saying, it would probably be a good idea to cease the relationship. Sex is not worth your sanity.

kraz8 1

Be afraid, be very afraid.

mrsmaglietta 6

ha

Mahtari 19

Clingy bitch.

crowland0 0

Lol :)

SHUTTHEFRIGUP 3

There's only two ways this can end, she's like this forever (Very Common) or she grows up and realizes it's not her right to demand that (Very Uncommon).

cd8919 12

man she doesn't sound like the jealous type at all....