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larSON5 Edmonton, Canada

Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

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larSON5 1

No none. The boring fact is they're just friends, we have a coffee after work now and then, and sometimes go to the bars for a few drinks. My girlfriend usually comes along, but when she doesn't because she's busy, and I still go anyway, it's like WW2.

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Star928 7

I recommend that you sleep with mace in your hand and a bat under your bed.

SokDek 14

People still play that?

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TurkeySlab 9

Physical warfare

sugarbear0727 19

Wow. That's stupid. Unless she has reason to suspect you would cheat on her, she should leave you be. My boyfriend and I have deleted all numbers from our phones of people that we don't talk to on a daily basis. It got rid of alot of jealousy issues with him. We've both been cheated on in past relationships, and would rather do something to ease each others' minds, than irritate.

fantasyworld 39

You're better without her. She's controlling.

safireonphire 2

if she expects you not to have any female friends then she better not have any male friends...if I were you I'd hope she grow up and get over it if not let that girl go