Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Photography nerd
Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML
So beautiful!
Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
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fishbiscuit 0
how about FHL because of the dick boyfriend she has.
atruegem 0
I think it is time for you to grow up ad get a grip on reality. Real people loo like real people, not **** stars, so get the idea of normal women being shaved to perfection 24/7, having a bleached a-hole and naturally perky boobs out of your head. Cellulite is common, as is a slightly flabby stomach area. **** and a$$es tend to start sagging at some point. And you know what? people like that don't have less or worse sex than all the rest. It is called life and reality. maybe work on your perception of that.
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myexsucks 0
For all we know, OP's girlfriend isn't the least bit unattractive...she could be pretty and have a nice body. I mean...this sounds like something my ex would say... I'm thin, shapely, and very attractive, but he wasn't the least bit interested in me physically or in any naked pictures I'd send him. Maybe he's gay...I don't know...he said he just wasn't attracted to me despite how sexy I am (his words)... but needless to say, there's a reason my screenname is "myexsucks." OP: You are an asshole. Do you have ANY idea how she would feel if she knew this is how you felt? I hope she finally realizes she doesn't deserve to be with someone who doesn't appreciate her and her body and dumps you. And if you're just mad because she's moving too fast (which seems unlikely), then that's your fault for not setting boundaries with her. You get no sympathy from me AT ALL.
whimsical_fml 0
Maatuuuree. "myexsucks."
Fyourproblems 0
wow ur an asssss
Everlost 0
did she have a dick?
LabelMeNot 0
your an asshole I hope she dumps you
RedRuby46 0
jesus dude get over urself she obviously trusts u enough 2 send such a pic and u just piss on it. Gah i take it u guys havent had sex yet? well let me give ya a lil tip bud there aint much of a diff 4m one naked chick 2 the next. prepare urself 4 disappointment if ya didnt like the pic
maddi27 0
so many girls are self conscious about themselves and shes finally found what she thinks is the right guy and you give her this!
fuckass 0
what was wrong with her? specifically.
juicypink21 0
That's really mean :/
xzacharyx 0
damn man thats really shitty. obviously if its your girlfriend and you care about her you cant be disappointed by it. douche
SoccerManga 0
agree with 175