Robert
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bonnyrigg, Australia
Our secret
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Carlah
Deception
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Middle Age Divorced Dad
Kanata, Canada
Surprise surprise!
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
lloydLO
United States
Chris Hansen time
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
I think you should leave
Today, one of my employees lied to his mother and told her that I’m his girlfriend, so she actually came to invite me to Sunday dinner. Nice woman, but I had to tell her he lied, since I’m married, to my wife. She kicked up a huge stink in the shop and accused me of using her son for "hetero sex". FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Anonymous
Big Brother is watching you
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
Probably something you should be keeping to yourself.
mt21mt 15
What if she is actually 21, and the mother is playing a practical joke, and you show up all like, "Oh my god happy 18th Birthday!" Then you would look even more hilarious. You sick ****** you.
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Comments (49)
jojo24980 6
you should be in jail...
Paul De Boor 8
Don't worry. Most states require to only ask. If the chick lies about how old she is, you're off the hook.
StarkWolf_fml 23
seriously, lock this guy up!
pacman490 21
Your life sucks but uh....go ahead and have a seat right over there anyway
_ali__cat_ 14
well if you pick her up from school everyday, couldn't you of put 2 and 2 together?
sxdryv 14
The way you posted that made it sound like the mother was 18.
Wintermelons 19
Oooo, im not sure how I feel about that
awesomebuttcherry 7
Should not be telling that to people online dude.
Serpent20601 9
Was it good tho?