Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Pranked!
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
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ImaCanuck 0
So who won?
Raleigh_bruh 7
I'm pretty sure everyone wins when playing naked twister.
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Comments (202)
tayytayyy 0
sheesh they only wanted to join.
torirules 0
sure u weren't waiting for them to come and see you? sounds like u wer in there home
Spelit 0
You* You* Were* :)
Spelit 0
Thank you :)
omega802 0
hahahah!!! I wonder if they want to join
lynnebby 0
lol naked twister is SOOO much funn :] too badd you don't believe in locks lmao :D ydi
Spelit 0
How do you know the door had locks? I've lived in houses with no locks on the bedroom doors. You can't just assume...
xNOxMORExTACOS 0
WTF were you thinking. that's not a position you can hurry up and get out of. ydi and get your own place before you start getting kinky again. damn.
ell_oh_ell 0
ahahaha that's relli embarassing!!
gabby54321 0
woooow
PwningLamp1 0
YDI For having a girlfriend YDI For owning Twister YDI For not having your own place Your Girlfriend DI for having parents
mashad_fml 4
54- ydi for being jealous
justsayfuck 5
That doesn't sound like a good game to play naked.
polopony 0
It actually is, but it's best to dim the lights
Phirr 0
Why not? I mean, you wouldn't play Monopoly naked. But Twister? Hell yes!
RedPillSucks 33
You don't play monopoly naked? Sure, you don't start out that way, but after losing all you houses and properties, the only way to stay in the game is to sell your clothes to the bank... voila.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I prefer playing Risk naked, so I have easy access when it's time to seal the domination of my opponents. :}
kimmberlyann 0
lmfao can i join??(;
tinybear93 0
sexy.