Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML
Today, I haven't heard from my girlfriend for over a week, after being in a relationship for 7 years with her. She'd called me, saying she had to care for her ex-husband because he had suffered a heart attack. Guess we're over. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I think I've finally lost my girl. I think she stopped liking me a while ago, but I didn't ask because I was afraid of the answer. We haven't texted in almost two days now. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
Haven't talked for a week? That's where the problem starts
lukian_fml 29
That's a new way to receive a breakup
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lukian_fml 29
PS. Better luck next time!
WaltzingPhanthom 23
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What kind of girl says 'dude'?
ZY1431 24
the kind that let's the new guy answer her texts.
VeganDarkLight 31
It wasn't her but another guy she is now dating/sleeping with/whatever. That's how I understood the FML at least. And besides that, I know a lot of girls who say dude, myself included.
finalyearsofhate 22
I do, dude.
thetkrbell 6
Lots of girls say dude...
MrConcise 35
All prinnies say dood, regardless of gender.
sstahpp 33
That would be me,dude
kutemotoka 15
I guess you should've talked to her before it lasted a week. Anyway, you're better off without her, OP.
k_wrona 2
I had something similar - haven't kept in contact for a week, I was busy, she had a guest, and assumed spent time with her, but it turned out she was busy with another guy as well...
sandman676 20
Throw that girl to the curb go get yourself a new one
majesticprincess 19
If someone else is entertaining her, let them Have her. She ain't the one man.
Dean__Winchester 16
So, I guess you're single now?
EatUrGreens 20
Have the demons taken your brains, Dean?
ashleybby1298 7
Haha, awesome!
Xandrick 22
Welp, you're not giving her a next time, right?
travellingfun 18
These breakups are getting so heartless, feel sorry for you OP.
thatnucca 36
Damn, that's cold...