Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend hit me on the head with a frying pan for a funny video, because she thought it would go bonk and make me do a funny reaction. She must be a new kind of stupid cause I got four stitches, a hairline fracture, and a headache. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
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Naomimi_fml 6
Happy birthday!
botanistjessica 24
Obviously her engineering skills are sub-par.
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Comments (115)
nessbear3 5
owch thats not a good birthday present. lets hope she got something to make it up to you
Nutz101 7
Yup she got him a free trip to the hospital
laurbear12 3
Who said it was free?
KingCeltic77 18
I have a sister just like that. But now, you have to plan revenge. By the way happy birthday.
greenie213 23
Classic prank going exactly as it should. Reminds me of summer camp...
SystemofaBlink41 27
This one time at band camp...
btstig 11
And a story you will tell for the rest of your life
Dixbfloppin 11
Definitely the most exciting encounter OP will ever face in his life.
TheJester12 15
Hope you're not too sore for birthday sex. That'd be a real travesty
zandalee 20
Said the nun to the bishop...
rebel_belle1974 5
Awww memories :)
linkinmobe 4
Dude seriously ur a bitchass hahaha
ManInTheMachine 20
Dude seriously STFU haha-wait. Ignorance isn't funny.
white16sox 19
I Can't wait to see what other idiotic comments you will make here. Your first one was a total fail.
Futacy 30
Dude seriously? Picture the scenerio in your head... What should've happened was the bucket tipping over and the water fell on his head, but what happened was the thirty pound solid bucket full of water falling straight on his head; the edge of the bucket could've also busted the skin so that he'd need stitches. You should really think before you insult the OP because there are rules and there are mods.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
The mods of fml send you an email if you don't follow the rules..trust me.
tony1891 22
But did you get birthday sex?
vbmg152 19
You mean ex-girlfriend?? Happy Birthday!
KiRaKaT 9
It's not break-up worthy...maybe stern talk worthy but not break up worthy! It's not like she planned it that way...or did she?
StreetMaster 0
That's what I say!!
fahd4life 1
Word
thisguy45 2
If she did plan for you to get hurt I would've banned her from buckets.
Jiinxx 8
think of the bright side: your girlfriend will feel terribly guilty and would want to make it up to you, which will probably result in loads of lovin'. surely that's something to look forward to.