Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my husband told me he wants a $600 birthday gift. He doesn't understand why I said that wasn't happening, and is now mad at me. Not only can we not afford that, he only spent less than $10 on my birthday gift last month. FML
Today, my mother-in-law got me a pair of $2 socks for my birthday. Usually, I don't care… until I found out she got my husband's friend, not even best friend, a $100 gift card, and offered him her free hotel room at the casinos. This is the fifth holiday in a row I've received gifts under $10. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
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Top comments
justasillygirl 0
What a bitch!! Sounds to me like she is a gold digger or a *****.
Luckster 0
Dude....dump that bitch and find a woman that doesn't thrive on material gain!
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Comments (141)
g00nie 0
I'd dump her, then demand that she give back that jewelry you got her. Seriously, who buys $40 flip flops?? She's just a gold digger.
ricus06 0
man dump the shit out of her and claim what's your and give it to someone who truly deserves it
sparxva 12
She's a gold digger and a wh***. Dump her now. What is the deal with spending $40 on flip flops anyway?
holytamole 0
You can get a good pair of flip flops in China town for a dollar. FYL.... sorry about this. xx
xoxkarinexox 0
I only understood this fml after five times reading it.......?
CaptainBaconMan 0
DUMP HER
Stpatch754 0
dump that gold digging bitch!
Hockeylover87_71 0
I agree with #102!
theodivine 0
I hate gold digging ***** so much. I say take your jewelry back and destroy her stupid flip flops. At least that way you'd have some satisfaction on your birthday. :]
Hyozanryu 0
Needless to say, you should tell her that if she had the money to buy herself flip flops, she had the money to buy you a present.