Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
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Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my husband told me he wants a $600 birthday gift. He doesn't understand why I said that wasn't happening, and is now mad at me. Not only can we not afford that, he only spent less than $10 on my birthday gift last month. FML
Today, my mother-in-law got me a pair of $2 socks for my birthday. Usually, I don't care… until I found out she got my husband's friend, not even best friend, a $100 gift card, and offered him her free hotel room at the casinos. This is the fifth holiday in a row I've received gifts under $10. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
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Top comments
justasillygirl 0
What a bitch!! Sounds to me like she is a gold digger or a *****.
Luckster 0
Dude....dump that bitch and find a woman that doesn't thrive on material gain!
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Comments (141)
animejen1988 9
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger... Wait...yeah, I am. Gold-digging bitch.
Scotticus117 11
well then she owes you a ******* on your birthday and if she can't afford anything. #15 leather flip flops can cost that much, they're like 40 at american eagle.
helios_rex 0
Who gives a shit? "She's not giving me a present, wah wah wah". Is she hot? Is the sex good? If your answer is yes to both of those, a measly birthday present is pointless... how old are you? 8?
midwestjerk 0
I think the problem is the **** spent $40 on flip-flops, then opened her ***** mouth and told the OP "There's no money for a birthday present for you."
magichateball 0
#7 is my hero! FYL OP
jd_superjive 0
oh man that sucks dude, she might be kidding with you and throwing you a bday party! if not then dump her because she sounds inconsiterate
Greendarthpotato 0
Guys, ur over-reacting a bit. just sell the ring back!
randomsloth 0
drop that gold digging bitch
lukepuke67 0
have sexual intercorse relationships with one of her friends than on your birthday spill the beans to her and tell her well at least im not some jerk
doc2483 0
thats what you get for being a ******! you put the pussy on a pedistool!
Qup 0
she's doesn't sound serious about the relationship. she sounds like a self involved bitch.