Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my husband told me he wants a $600 birthday gift. He doesn't understand why I said that wasn't happening, and is now mad at me. Not only can we not afford that, he only spent less than $10 on my birthday gift last month. FML
Today, my mother-in-law got me a pair of $2 socks for my birthday. Usually, I don't care… until I found out she got my husband's friend, not even best friend, a $100 gift card, and offered him her free hotel room at the casinos. This is the fifth holiday in a row I've received gifts under $10. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
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Top comments
justasillygirl 0
What a bitch!! Sounds to me like she is a gold digger or a *****.
Luckster 0
Dude....dump that bitch and find a woman that doesn't thrive on material gain!
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Comments (141)
kitkatkelly 0
Materialistic + selfish + dumb = soon to be an ex-girlfriend.
derekjeter92 0
YDI bc this is fake. nobody can be that big of a bitch and use the excuse she did.
flyakite 0
If you think its fake then imagine my surprise when it happened in actuality. Thus the posting here.
rachelbrianna25 0
dump her. u deserve better. = )
hellFighter 0
dump that bitch and never, EVER, EVER spend too much on a girl
thatoneguy22 0
dump the bitch
RideOorDiee 0
Wth?? I dont get why people get expencive stuff!! I got my bestguyfriend a 4 dollar toy candle that lights up and played some love song( it broke before he got home )!! And he got me a little stuffed animal that said be mine!!! I mean little stuff like really goes along way!!! Gifts should have real meaning and emotion behind them! Shouldnt just be how much it cost!
muchhate 0
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
flyakite 0
Bullseye. Didn't even know people in relationships were allowed to do such a thing.
bnfan1983 0
Maybe she's an uncaring bitch, who doesn't deserve you...but maybe you treat her like shit most of the time and buy her expensive gifts occasionally because you think it's right...either way she's at the end of her rope.
Bullshet 0
You need to stand back and look at your relationship. She spent $40 on a ******* pair of flipflops, and she complains about not having any money to get you a gift? Either she's a selfish bitch or really dumb.