brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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Same thing different taste
holla1787
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Michael
Southport, Australia
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Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Top comments
nikkipettyfer 24
Happy birthday!
devonnettnin 7
Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch
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Comments (133)
olpally 33
At least you got a birthday card, my ex used my credit card fraudulently the same week(my birthday week also) she broke up with me. FYL anyways. What a bitch.
Beepbeep7 14
That's kinda harsh haha.
Isabellaelaine 4
that's not right
1dvs_bstd 41
damn.
missmonkie 16
happy birthday! don't swear it.. not worth it. btw..it's my birthday too
lolita88_fml 27
Happy birthday :)
Zombie_Sea_Otter 9
She deserves Aids.
1dvs_bstd 41
Dial it back, agreed she's a GDB to do that on such an important day but your comment is too extreme.
mFUNdo21 17
well, aren't you just pleasant #42
Typicall 21
Well she's a bitch. Happy birthday! !
jw90 18
Sucks OP. But hey enjoy your birthday!
martin8337 36
Wow that sucks . I've been dumped in person by e-mail and by tex, t but never by a birthday card for any other greeting cards
LegolasPrincess 10
If she was that much of a coward and couldn't say it to your face, good riddance.
RedDragonx32 8
That's one present you might never forget.. maybe settling the score by egging her when u see her.. lol. sounds like fun. happy birthday