brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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nikkipettyfer 24
Happy birthday!
devonnettnin 7
Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch
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Comments (133)
jesustitts 20
Well you got a good birthday present.. Clearly she was a bitch and not girlfriend material if she broke up with you through a card. Happy birthday! Don't let her ruin your day, just eat some cake and ice cream, and then thank her for doing you a favor.
Gingerette 8
I wonder what the next cards will say. "happy birthday from doctor so and so... Sorry about the cancer."
thesaucybum 3
Penis
psiloveyou15 12
Give her a card saying "I have AIDS" for Christmas. Return the favor.
jesustitts 20
Maybe not the best idea. If she's bitchy enough to break up through a card she'll probably have that rumor spread faster than OP could spread the AIDS.
ImAFaker 29
Give her a singing card. "You've got the aids."
challan 19
I'm positive you'll have a merry Christmas. HIV positive.
Yellow_Fish79 11
Dodged a bullet there. Shes a low bitch
allie2590 31
Was it a singing birthday card?
perdix 31
"Na na na na Na na na na, Hey, hey-ay, Good-bye!"
youresoscrewed 24
Omg, that's so rude. Guess you dodged a bullet there, who knows what she might do to her next boyfriend - god bless him.
greenmen 12
That's true a kid those bitches not worth it
thatsdndn1 19
You don't need that kind of girls!
Omniprism 15
That's bullshit. I'm sorry. Well at least now your single and can do whatever you want. Happy Birthday.
baxeh 29
You can do way better than someone like that!
worldclassrager 41
I know how that feels...but you'll find someone else...happy birthday by the way...