BadBoyfriend
El Paso, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jake
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Anonymous
Mysterious girl
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Forgotten
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
giffinator6
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
tarah
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Top comments
Grand_Cookie 21
She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.
samzap 6
The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?
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buckdharma 38
You must have remembered your 1 and 2 week anniversary. You were doing so good.
ManInTheMachine 20
You insensitive bastard! haven't you ever heard that by your three week anniversary you should be engaged, and have 3 children and 4 grandchildren? What a prude. What the hell are you waiting for? The one YEAR anniversary? Ain't nobody got time fo' that!
Cartera 10
Kids grow up so fast these days! =(
LexyBell101 6
Ok, even me being a girl can say it's stupid to try to have a anniversary only after 3 weeks because isn't that still the time that you are trying to figure do you want to be with that person for a month.
SlapAndTickle 20
That is what courtship is for, before getting into the relationship.
monnanon 14
i always imagine courtship to be something akin to a job interview. everyone always shows their best face and you can still end up with shit heads.
etishuman22 32
#39, I completely agree. When I met my boyfriend I just kind of knew he was "the one" and two years later here we are still together. I was never one of those people who dated long term, my longest relationship before this one was like five months? Maybe? Anyway, he's been my longest relationship.
Epikouros 32
You heartless pig!
N3766 20
you pig!
kittenmeownyan 18
Weeks and months are not anniversaries and you should see this as a blessing in disguise, she sounds crazy
lizzzzzx3m 17
So you remembered the 2 week anniversary?
Nolimit2217 32
Crazy chic..!
therealafroninga 10
The three weekers, I've met a few of those myself. My freshman year I made the mistake of dating probably the most clingy woman on the face of the earth. She got us matching rings, and told me she loved me on the fourth day of our relationship.
lp5252 4
she's a keeper, fight for her. LOL
perdix 31
Not the real reason . . . As a parting shot, you should remind the illiterate ass that the "anni-" in "anniversary" means "year" and she would have had to hang on for 49 more weeks to celebrate the first one.