Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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Top comments
cBlackout 13
It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.
kut19 6
What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.
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Comments (346)
Daydreamer4466 6
Just how old is she 12 ?
OctoberRainfall 13
wow. that is all i can say. wow.
LullzKitteh 1
ydi for dating a stupid bitch
RKD 23
Yeah, she sounds schizo-for real!
asianpersuasian2 9
OP rest assured your girlfriend is absolutely crazy. She shared no connection and had no special moment with Taylor Lautner. Because he's mine and would not even think about looking at your girlfriend. She'll come back. :)
the_gabe254 0
She doesn't seem to be much of a keeper if she really believes that a prerecorded movie was meant to send her a message that her and a person that has no idea she even exists, were meant to be. No big loss in my book. =^|
Momo123548 1
Yeah... Cuz that's gonna work out
reesescup 0
Congratulations
Jiske88 4
That happened?! Yet, Taylor Lautner hardly even has eyes to look into..
HannahDoyle_2013 2
Is your girlfriend 12 years old? Lol.