Miss Sydney, Australia 37 years-old Single
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML
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