Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
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ActionManly 11
That zit made her bit of a tit, and she had no wit, and your no longer with it, so be thankful for it :)
Quest_ 13
You pointed it out because you genuinely didn't believe she was already aware of it? You suck.
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Comments (170)
dkhere 0
I agree that she over reacted and probably shouldn't have dumped you just for that. But once you told her it was there, what is she supposed to do about it to avoid it being seen by others? She was probably already trying not to think about it, so if she knew it was there and left it uncovered, she probably didn't think anyone would really care. But you let her know that they sure did care. She still over reacted, though.
YouGotTold 0
if she that stupid she did u a favor... f her
blaaaaakely 0
it was herpes, fyl.
kayceekaye 0
Uhm, you're annoying. OP, you did nothing wrong. Some girls are just overly sensitve. FYL.
lazylacey 0
you're better off alone!
okeetard 2
he wasnt being insensitive.. biotch.
schatzelle 0
you know what? i bet it was a "cold sore" that she got from giving head (to a guy with herpes).. and she just needed an excuse to stop being your gf. yup.
Mx_Rider 6
youre better off alone buddy, **** it and move on.
TheJesterOfRippe 0
*coughBITCHcough*
dca 0
fifth!
MF12 0
how did you get that???