Today, my girlfriend and I were making love in the backseat. Being in the moment we didn't notice the car moving. We DID notice the pole that stopped us though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML
Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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FMLephant 2
You don't make love in the car, you **** in the car!
Jessi2487 0
need insurance? there's an app for that.
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Comments (93)
Dracs 0
Well, at least one pole got noticed.
Action_Bastard 0
YDI for making love. You Guy should have ****** instead.
Action_Bastard 0
you guys*
DjeePee 25
Be glad that the only thing you hit was a pole.
DubstepMasta 18
Lol i here bumps make sex better tho... Should have backed up and kept rammin the pole as hard as he was his gf
azzaj 0
YDI for calling it 'making love.'
DocBastard 40
You would prefer "scromping" perhaps?
bachooka 5
haha scromping! -claps-
k_b10 0
um .... forget the E break ??
catlynnpenn 0
why were you on a hill and I think I would notice if my car started rolling down a hill and you were going that fast to jump the curb to hit the pole I'm calling bullshit
AssDan 0
Where's the end to this story? The important part, did she swallow?
chouter21 10
that sounds fake. how could you not know if your car was in drive. retard.
AssDan 0
Careful with what you call out. 7 day comment suspensions are tough. =[
ne11y 0
hope it was the best sex ever