Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
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Spider_fml 9
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Samilla 0
That is what you get from being nice :p Did you taste it ?? I guess you now know why he doesn't have that many friends
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Dreamcatcher87 0
Eeeewwwwww! Haha how did that conversation end? Did you politely decline or just run away screaming? By the way #49... wouldn't your stomach acid most likely kill any bacteria from the pimple? Death from pimple-licking seems a bit extreme, but then I'm no doctor. Regardless- surely health reasons are not the only reason that one wouldn't willingly lick the contents of ones own pimple?! Surely the fact that it's just plain sick is a deterrent in itself!? Maybe the kid was just pretending in an effort to look weird so that he would be left alone? Guess some people like being on their own. Ugh... so wrong!
fmlsmymiddlename 0
.... .... One of the most disturbing things ever on this website. Congratulations.
ammali 0
I call BS on this, nobody in the world would ACTUALLY do this. Unless he had a mental problem, then I suppose it could be true.
thestrangecaseof 0
#10 I think stuff like that might actually help your immune system because of the weakened bacteria and such, but it doesn't make it any less gross.
quelover1_fml 0
hahahahahaha! i would have puked on him, then laughed
PhoenixLE 0
Liar.
kelseysue92 0
i actoually gagged when i read this!!
ello_ello 0
There is absolutley no way, in the worlddddddddddddddddddddddddd that this happened. That is like giving your shit a small nibble afterwards just to see if it was the right flavour.
alleycat2007 0
I said you deserved it, not because that doesn't sound gross, but because you only tried to be nice to him because you thought he'd kiss your royal ass for deigning to talk to him. Be nice to kids because you can, not because you don't have anything better to do.
ladedum 0
omgod. i just baby barfed.