Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
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red_headforlife 15
What asshole friends.
zebraumicornz 6
BLIND date. You don't know anything about them.
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hateevryone 15
Some friends they are.
Obey_StudBoii 23
So I'm wondering who paid the tab or was a dine and dash lol.
Lazaruk 3
I doubt she/he went through with the date after finding out who she/he was set up with, besides... Why would you care about that?
vbmg152 19
Time to get new "friends"!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Distract him with the confetti in your pockets, then hightail it outta there. What? You don't keep confetti in your pockets? Shame on you for not being prepared.
ShannonBitt 29
Did he know the date was with you, it was it blind for him too?
astralvagan 20
I don't think OP specified, but her friends were in on it, and it was an obsessive ex, I'm sure he knew.
TwoOneFive 11
Stop taking life so serious and laugh it off
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah OP, forget the fact that your 'friends' invited your obsessive ex as a prank, forget why you broke up with him in the first place, or how he will turn out when you turn him down. After all, life was never meant to be serious, and your friends aren't douchebags by bringing your obsessive, potential stalker, ex back. Right, right?
BellaBelle_fml 23
OP won't be laughing while in line to file a restraining order. Most of the time I am all for just relaxing and having a good laugh in times of trouble. However, there are some situations that need a serious aspect to them. And I believe this is one of those situations due to the fact that OP described them as 'obsessive' and he could potentially cause her harm and make her life hell.
haydenb 2
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florido_fml 10
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SillyGirl4602 23
They seem like idiots. I enjoy a good prank but this just seems cruel. FYL op.