Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, my friend installed this new application that shows you what a girl would look like as a boy and what a boy would look like as a girl. Well I'm a girl and when it was my turn it didn't change. FML
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Top comments
MrRawwr84 0
well stop complaining and lose weight if you dont like your weight... god its not like its impossible for you to hit the tredmil TAKE ACTION
EffinTrollFace 0
you must have a APPitite.
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Comments (86)
donkeyshlong420 0
Fatbooth rocks
Hockeyboy4280 18
Not really THAT hard... Excercise, and cut 500 calories out of your daily diet. How is that so hard?
mishyyyb 5
how is it the apps fault you're fat?
macskapingvin 0
That's right, #39, television 'reality' shows are definitely a credible source.
slushpup9696 12
50 I was just about to say that. On these reality TV shows where people lose weight, they generally gain it all back in a few weeks. Losing weight isn't something where you can just hop on a treadmill, it's a complete lifestyle change.
nerdsgetmehot 23
An FML just like this one was posted awhile back...
GawZ 0
lmao fatty rules!
Greenpenguin999 7
ydi for being fat.
chippa 24
Simply cutting 500 calories out of your diet isn't a very good method. In my humble opinion, nutrition intake is more important than calorie intake. Who cares if you eat a bit too much as long as you've gotten all your nutrients? It's better than under eating and not getting enough. That, in my opinion, is more gross and unhealthy.
lolylol_fml 5
not much of an fml.....just saying
Ethiopia_Salam 0
I'm not surprised. Anybody whose lives truly do suck can't afford a computer to bitch online with.