Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, my friend installed this new application that shows you what a girl would look like as a boy and what a boy would look like as a girl. Well I'm a girl and when it was my turn it didn't change. FML
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Top comments
MrRawwr84 0
well stop complaining and lose weight if you dont like your weight... god its not like its impossible for you to hit the tredmil TAKE ACTION
EffinTrollFace 0
you must have a APPitite.
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Comments (86)
nebula748 14
Seen this before.
GiddyXD 0
tsk. you need to put ur face right.
Prolusive 5
This could be interpreted as a) the app doesn't work b) you're rather large if option a is most applicable then what does it matter, you downloaded a bad application. If option b is correct, who cares? you might be a bit large, but what does that matter, you're still the same person on the inside. if it is bothering you and is a health concern, try to eat a healthier diet :) I see you have a very LARGE problem ;)
nomorekids5 0
It is ok op it is just an app. If you want to lose weight you have to do it for yourself not for anyone else.
EffinTrollFace 0
you must have a APPitite.
MzKylz 0
epic win! LOL
Susieee_Q 9
:D I love puns.
ghbetuehe 0
*an
Cass3m0 0
Behold your past, present, and future, fatass. ._.
DocBastard 40
You should definitely get in touch with the app creators and demand your 99 cents back. They obviously created a useless app that doesn't work at all. That's the ONLY logical explanation here.
rein 8
win
rattusrattus 19
That's a shitty app. I mean, surely it would make a fat person look even fatter.
shacoria 0
FatBooth??
talktomandybaby 8
most likely
perdix 31
Download one of the many BMI calculator apps, enter your true weight and height, and get another FML.