Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box, "Face this side towards crowd for the best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on its side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML
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Top comments
ArtIsResistance7 1
Except the hair on the right side! Ouch! Bet it smells too. Your life sucks!
ninjasaurous 0
21-pardon me, sir gangster, but your trousers are descending.
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Comments (139)
JordeeChristina 0
what is OP ?
William_Park 1
Original poster.
Stevefett 0
17-Old People
TaylorTotsYumm 10
orangutan penis
seanreddog 4
Octagonal Proposal
selenagirl_fml 0
lol I think it's original person
babygirlc1 5
lol whichever of these responses makes you laugh most :p
sloop_fml 0
the right side burns equally as well y ******* twit
Stevefett 0
Next time you can use a firework loaded with Rogaine. Two birds with one stone ya clumsy oaf.
colinloyd 4
lol!!! yah that'll work. some way. or it'll shoot hot rogain over you.
loserboii 11
o, do you want some ice with that burn!!??
themoost 4
ew.
Olympian94 0
O, do you want some face slap with that pic?You TOOL!
polski_girl 0
31 win!! Hey, how much do you recon he had to adjust the lighting and contrast to get those abs nice and defined? lol Jokes aside, you got a good body, but if we wanted to see it, we would just google that shit :p
polski_girl 0
+ kindly do your shirt up and pull your trousers up please Mr. Gangster :)
Erindub 0
Right side too
sesp61289 0
umm idiot ydi
ManOnTheEdge 0
I am pretty sure the hair on the right side of your head burns just as well
Eniiaffection 0
Lol wow do you not know how to use fireworks? ydi
steveo1992 0
Were you under the influence? Were you on drugs?
womblebat 2
you should have known better, idiot.