Today, my friend was showing me pictures of her and her family. I told her to stop at one of the pictures. I started laughing my back off and said that she looked grotesque. She asked me if I was serious, I swore that I was. It was actually a picture of her sister, who died 1 year ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a relative showed me a picture of her phone. I also saw a picture of her husband, a friend, sleeping. He looked like he was dead to the world. I asked, jokingly, "Why is there a picture of a dead guy on your phone?" Turns out it was her father, who is in the hospital, and dying any day now. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML
Today, thinking my ex-gothic friend was going through another "wear all black" phase, I walked up to her and jokingly asked who died. Her father. Her father died. FML
Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was sitting in my garden with my younger sister when she told me that she'd found pictures of me from a decade ago. She also told me that I've changed a lot over the years, because back then I was still pretty. My neighbours overheard it and started laughing out loud. FML
Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML
Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
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uxoriouswidow 0
Well, that was stupid, wasn't it?
ilovepink07 0
Even if that was her in the picture, why would you call her ugly right in her face like that? Some friend you are.
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Comments (157)
iEmily 0
F your friends life... but she probably should have told you about her sister.
olisykes_ 0
lolol you're a keeper.
tweetbaby14 18
wow you make fun of dead people for that you deserve the biggest douche in the universe award I mean really your friend and her sister couldn't look that much a like.
ekul88 0
who laughs their bloody back off!?!? WTF
hachbee 0
WTF you do that for? idiot
sevlen 0
oh shit oops!!
shananigans 0
I'm sure i'm not the only one who was stuck at "laughing my BACK off" before reading the rest of the FML.
youdidwhatnow 0
Exactly, I was like 'wtf who says this'.
Zills 0
I thought it was a typo for a second there.
goliatron 9
SOMEONE ain't gettin' pussy tonight...
_RobotInDisguise 0
You do know what the word 'friend' means, right?
spinarium 2
how did the OP deserve that? s/he didn't know the sister was dead
ImaginaryFoe 1
Because he laughed at the picture and called it grotesque. Who says that to a pic of a friend or her family? OP, you couldn't tell something was up when she asked if you were serious? Next time ask first who the picture is and don't make fun of a pic until the other person does.
_RobotInDisguise 0
FYL OP that's horrible. Although why on earth would you laugh and say the picture looked grotesque anyway??? If someone told me I looked hidious in one of my pictures I'd be really upset.