Today, my friend was showing me pictures of her and her family. I told her to stop at one of the pictures. I started laughing my back off and said that she looked grotesque. She asked me if I was serious, I swore that I was. It was actually a picture of her sister, who died 1 year ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a relative showed me a picture of her phone. I also saw a picture of her husband, a friend, sleeping. He looked like he was dead to the world. I asked, jokingly, "Why is there a picture of a dead guy on your phone?" Turns out it was her father, who is in the hospital, and dying any day now. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML
Today, thinking my ex-gothic friend was going through another "wear all black" phase, I walked up to her and jokingly asked who died. Her father. Her father died. FML
Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was sitting in my garden with my younger sister when she told me that she'd found pictures of me from a decade ago. She also told me that I've changed a lot over the years, because back then I was still pretty. My neighbours overheard it and started laughing out loud. FML
Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML
Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
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uxoriouswidow 0
Well, that was stupid, wasn't it?
ilovepink07 0
Even if that was her in the picture, why would you call her ugly right in her face like that? Some friend you are.
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Comments (157)
misskity6 0
I learned never to laugh at someone's printed or digital pictures. if you want to laugh at pics with friends make sure they don't belong to them.
qwertyt 0
**** her sister
phatdaddy62 23
Were you dropped on your head as a kid? That was just plain Stupid!
Gingerly 0
Wow, some friend you are, I understand jesting about an unflatering picture, but even if you didn't know it was her dead sister, why would you say she looked grotesque? That is so increadibly douchey. YDI
mellyrose89 0
YDI. Majorly. I hope she realised what a douche you are and doesn't talk to you anymore. Jerk.
DynamicDave 11
Who says "laughing my back off"? seriously? Also, OP fails
davicakes21 0
who uses the term "laughing their back off" WTF
AshleyRose784 0
well aren't you just an asshole
FerrariCake 2
Clarification please: was the picture of the dead sister taken before or after she died? If it was after, I can understand you thinking she looked grotesque... but it still doesn't explain why you thought a dead person looked like your girlfriend.
captaintaco 0
wow... why would you ever say that anyway?YDI for sure.