Today, my friend was showing me pictures of her and her family. I told her to stop at one of the pictures. I started laughing my back off and said that she looked grotesque. She asked me if I was serious, I swore that I was. It was actually a picture of her sister, who died 1 year ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a relative showed me a picture of her phone. I also saw a picture of her husband, a friend, sleeping. He looked like he was dead to the world. I asked, jokingly, "Why is there a picture of a dead guy on your phone?" Turns out it was her father, who is in the hospital, and dying any day now. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML
Today, thinking my ex-gothic friend was going through another "wear all black" phase, I walked up to her and jokingly asked who died. Her father. Her father died. FML
Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was sitting in my garden with my younger sister when she told me that she'd found pictures of me from a decade ago. She also told me that I've changed a lot over the years, because back then I was still pretty. My neighbours overheard it and started laughing out loud. FML
Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML
Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
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uxoriouswidow 0
Well, that was stupid, wasn't it?
ilovepink07 0
Even if that was her in the picture, why would you call her ugly right in her face like that? Some friend you are.
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Comments (157)
cheifwonton14 0
dude so messes up.
davidle1 0
when your looking at pics of people you don't know it's best not to say anything. if you suddenly start laughing inappropriately then you should excuse yourself and say you can't stop thinking about the darn family guy episode from last night.
Compass 0
LMBO (laughing my back off) that is so funny. Maybe I should RORL (rolling on roof laughing) more often.
Amandaax 0
that's ****** up ;l
ColdGold 6
I see dead people. It's not pretty.
whiskers946 2
wow good job
JennaD 0
Why would that have been OK to say anyway? Idiot.
Jlevrt 0
thats bogust as hell man...
Pointless101 0
Why don't you ask who it is next time dumbass
christa953 12
I agree 23. u deserved it for laughing at the pic, but who says laugh my back off???