Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML
Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML
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Fortuitous 0
Looks like that situation slid out of control.
allmidnighteyes 11
OH SNAP.
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Comments (127)
mite_fml 0
fake
Zmeilerr 22
enjoy your ban
CitizenSnipz 0
what did he say?
edwak207 0
haha at least it wasnt ur face i shattered my jaw once the same way
xOnlyTaeNy 0
speeding kills ! Hahah !
PWNjaban 0
Better your back than your face!
PWNjaban 0
@3 Lame pun, but I enjoyed it nonetheless :D
DrDiamond 0
try falling 100 feet going 160mph on a motorcycle and then complain.
Zmeilerr 22
you'd be dead, nice try
mimibabyboo24 0
I think she meant sliding not falling
deputy_g 5
that's your own damn fault and i bet you live in a state where helmets are not required
Miss_Maybe_Baby 0
dum, shut up, there's no reason to be going that fast unless your on a controlled course (in a car) or that's your profession. so yea, hush!
Ray_of_midnight 23
No you won't. Not if you're wearing leathers. Racers fall off at those speeds all the time, get up, and walk away. Some of them *do* get seriously hurt, or killed, in accidents like that, but it's not a foregone conclusion. What usually kills people in motorcycle accidents on the street is collisions with cars, or collisions with things like phone poles and trees at the side of the road.
Hellomynameisme_fml 1
Who goes 160 on a motorcycle and If you fell 100 feet, you'd be dead. Liar.
Zmeilerr 22
do you want a nice long back massage? it's free ;)
CitizenSnipz 0
Oh god the winky face implies sexuality!
Zmeilerr 22
;)
CitizenSnipz 0
;D
ZleveL 0
;^} oh my god I'M FRICKIN LOVING THE SEXUAL INTENSITY!
bayonet 0
so?
Mariah162 0
so?, ummm, he couldve broken his back. -.-
Redsox68 0
did your friend keep going? haha
fierystage 8
Was there ice? I've never thought November in Minnesota would be bike-riding weather...
skittle68 0
Actually it's been unusually warm this year- still doing all sorts of outdoor stuff