Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML
Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML
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Fortuitous 0
Looks like that situation slid out of control.
allmidnighteyes 11
OH SNAP.
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aron33 2
I once cycled quite fast with a bag with a binder in on my steering wheel when it blocks my leg from going up and making my steering wheel do a 90° turn. Making me go face first on the tar round, giving me a concussion, memory loss, broken glasses, a cut eyelid, cheek, hand, arms, shoulder and hip. Suprisingly it didn't hurt that much and having memory loss was interesting to encounter. Didn't know what I did 5 that day and what day and month it was. Good thing people helped me.
abbziesoccercuti_fml_fml 0
who won?
LaFHlax 0
ouch...that really sucks. **** your life.
HunniHeart 4
Yet you looked past the pain and saw this as an opportunity to post something on FML
supermannewt 0
awww bro I've done that too. except I was going of a homemade ramp that decided to fail when I was on it. hurts like hell
equestrianxlove 0
exact thing happened to me when I was eight. I knocked out my two front teeth when I flipped tho
ZeroZ 0
YDI for having a shit chain.
WshCaps8 1
ha no shit this happened to me. me chain fell off and I was leaning forward so my foot went into the tire spokes ha big gash in my foot and slide about 10 feet on my shoulder and burned all the skin off and now I can't grow hair in that spot haha good stuff
StalinsHeir 1
Did you win? That would've been one epic way to cross the finish line lol.
ImafukNskittleYO 4
Did you win?